The Tale of an Awesome Bachelor’s Night

Last weekend was filled with activity. The bachelor party, to say the least, was glorious. It had everything that was promised. Except the beach, because there was no beach, but only rocks and the sea. Still it was great, because there was a pool to compensate for that.  When I entered the place, house music was pumping loud, and there were strobe and laser lights flashing across the massive garden. The place was alive and kicking.

The strippers were a highlight. They weren’t from Russia, but UZBEKISTAN. How exotic is that? This little factor made the show even better to watch. I don’t know why. The downside of the whole stripper show was that my cousin was dressed in red polka dot panties and a short see-through sexy night dress (nothing sexy about him wearing it though!). Before you say WTF!! This was his rag and he was forced to wear it. But he didn’t remove it for a good portion of the party although he could have, and he got his lap dance while he was cross dressed. Now that’s something to tell his kids in the future. At the beginning of the show, I was worried that I was going to see the wrong type of flesh, because the strippers were dressed more than him. Thankfully, that changed after a while and I was happy.

There was one stripper who was moody and didn’t want to perform. She got a nice talking to by the old pimp who brought them and she had to oblige and do her thing. Her mood did not affect her performance, or I would really like to see what she would do when she’s in a good mood.

The grass was of abundance and never seemed to go scarce. Till afternoon the next day everyone was just floating, nicely, happily in their own little worlds of whatever. The music was non-stop and the pumping house music which we all danced to in the night till the wee hours of the morning was changed to smooth, groovy psychedelic rhythms to match our surreally dreamy feelings, once the sun came out.

I went on several awesome trips during those hours I spent there. There was this one time where I thought I saw a UFO or huge star or something moving in the sky, it was just amazing, although it turned out to be a plane coming in for a landing at the airport. I also ended up listening to so many cool stories by some guy I have never met before. He told me of life in Maryland, USA and his little endeavors which were quite entertaining. I remember a story about one of his drunken friends who slept on top of a bunk bed in a room in the third floor and rolled out of the window next to it, and broke his collarbone. There was also something about the 1st of May being Naked Day at his Uni, but I can’t remember clearly.

So this is just some of the very interesting things that I remember happening on that day, I know there’s more but my mind is refusing to divulge the details. All in all, it was great fun. The wedding is on this Friday, and right after that the whole wedding crew is heading straight to Hikka for some weekend fun in the sand. This is one cool wedding process, all the way from the beaches of Maldives, to bungalows in Wattala to Water’s Edge an ending up in good old Hikka.

I LIKEEE!!!

~ by The Unsilent on January 14, 2009.